hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
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Burn all your calories by crying indoors while watching sad movies on Netflix
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.