alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via hausser)


mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via hausser)


lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

HAHAH

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alphabadass:

The one thing Scott didn’t learn from his alpha…..

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……How to drop the bass.

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thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

alexchurner:

project the Anaconda video on my grave when i pass


Upcoming track list for Drake’s new album:

beyoncestesticle:

blackcooliequeen:

1. The Chair
2. What are we?
3. No friend zone.
4. My heart 0 to 100.
5. Pushing daffodils.
6. Love me like a brother.
7. Look at her butt.
8. Can my name be romaine?
9. NyQuil
10. Fuck them skinny bitches

Bonus tracks:
-little in the middle
-she got much back
-contemplating
-I love that fat ass.

NO CHILL


realfruitpieces:

My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake

(via beyoncestesticle)


Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

(Source: aimchatroom, via modernedge)


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