richwhitelesbian:

hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

(via russiancohle)


bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via beyoncestesticle)


khl0ekardashian:


When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew


cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via jerkofficial)



Full and New Moon Schedule for the Remainder of 2014

July
Full Moon – Jul 12, 2014
New Moon – Jul 26, 2014

August
Full Moon – Aug 10, 2014
New Moon – Aug 25, 2014

September
Full Moon – Sept 9, 2014
New Moon – Sept 24, 2014

October
Full Moon – Oct 8, 2014
New Moon – Oct 23, 2014

November
Full Moon – Nov 6, 2014
New Moon – Nov 22, 2014

December
Full Moon – Dec 6, 2014
New Moon – Dec 22, 2014

(Source: moonstonebeginning, via jerkofficial)



How to lose weight during the summer:

Burn all your calories by crying indoors while watching sad movies on Netflix


a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via jerkofficial)


life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via russiancohle)


missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE


I am the second pic 24/7

thaihaha:

Need this


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