just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?